but how can i, the reader, improve TDN?

hello, reeds, and welcome to "how to get a funnier, higher quality tiny damaged notions post!"

this easy 5-step program will guide you to obtaining higher quality TDN installments.

step 1
the first step is to examine your wallet. you may be a smart individual and have a tri-fold, or a caveman with a bi-fold, or even a lady with a larger, more elegantly designed wallet. there is no discrimination in tiny damaged notions. all wallets are created equal. just take it out, and give it a good stare.

step 2
the value of your wallet lies in the value of what's inside your wallet. look at all the legal US currency you have inside. once you do this, you're ready for the next step.

step 3
this step involves giving me all that money in your wallet. believe me, i'll be happy to receive it. just look how disheveled i look! yes, valuable US currency does help create a higher-quality TDN post. and why, you ask? well, look no further than step 4.

step 4
money = funny, and by quitting my job and living off the money i will be receiving from all of you, i will be able to post detailed, humorous, and worthwhile installments of tiny damaged notions every day! remember what life was like when i had more time to develop these daily tidbits of joy? well, now you can forget that memory and make it a constant event in the present by simply following steps 1 through 3.

but wait, there's more!

step 5
after giving me all your money, your wallet will probably look mighty empty.

well, that's where your income comes in handy! before you know it, you'll be back at step 2 again--with a wallet full of cash; and i will be, of course, patiently awaiting step 3.

see, reeds? that's it! that's the key to success! now, let's make that happen together, shall we?

have a wonderful day, everyone. and remember, with only 5 easy steps this could have been funnier!

(this post made possible by the learn-a-little saturday foundation for getting more money to tiny damaged notions)