i got no PR, i got tomatoes!

good evening, reeds! it's the first of december, and i'm ringing in the new month by disappointing everyone!

i can't keep typing, there is much work waiting for me (and a concert to attend). i'll keep this brief, and then try to add more later, or possibly early in the morning. i mean real early, like 2am.

but, onwards towards more explanations!

so, last night i posted a second installment of TDN--this time while drunk.

in this post, there were certain usual characteristics of my inebriated behavior:

1. i both entered and exited topics without any concern for segues or conclusions.

2. i cursed a bit while i was joking around--most notably saying:

we're all adults so i can say "titty fuck poopy shit fuck face"

3. i posted a cute picture of a bunny.

if i had a PR rep, i'm sure he or she would notify me that what i had just done was a bad move.

however, i don't have one (hooray!), so i am not shackled by the confines of maintaining a public image--or paying a representative to do so for me.

eat it, tom cruise!

i know, i know. it's wiki-licious friday, and i know, it's part II of la tomatina. but i don't have time!

what can i do? think, quick. ummm.

wait, i forgot that part II is short!

yeah. that's it.

how do those crazy tomato fighters get clean? well, i'm glad you asked!

The cleaning process involves the use of fire trucks to spray down the streets, with water provided from a Roman aqueduct. People find water to wash themselves, most likely at the Buñol River.
(wikipedia.com, "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomatina")

see? informative!

wait, why don't they know where people wash themselves? this festival goes on every year. not one person who wrote the article on la tomatina for wikipedia has ever been to the festival?

or is it that by "most likely" they were implying that choosing the river is the best of plans, and that each person will most likely take a dip after they mull over the list of where they can clean themselves off.

"let's see, i could shower. but then there's the dog--he's probably hungry. but i'm covered with tomato, it's even down my pants. he'd have to lick my--hey, wait! the river!"

for now, that's all i can offer. check every minute, reeds! i may update when you least expect it ::wink, wink::

have a fantastic friday full of fabulous fun.