the stars tell me i'm boring

today is wednesday the 13th! ahhh!

welcome to your latest installment of tiny damaged notions.

in this corner, we have daredevil evel knievel:
he loves america, rockets, and red metal frames.

in this corner, we have kanye west:
he loves hip-hop music, t gra awar, and STEALING IDENTITIES!

"what?"

allow me explain: evel knievel is suing kanye west because knievel feels kanye's latest video "tarnishes [knievel's] image by its 'vulgar, sexual' nature."

"i'm still not following."

In [his latest music video], West is renamed Evel Kanyevel, wears a jumpsuit similar to Knievel's and cavorts with Pamela Anderson. Knievel is seeking damages and a halt to distribution of the video, which was made for the single Touch the Sky.
(BBC News, "http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6175347.stm")

oh. ok. i guess that's something. suing people.

here's a screenshot from the video which shows evel kanyevel in all his sexy, raunchy glory:
::sigh::

this story is boring me. who cares? i don't.

let's see what else i can find.

umm, angelina jolie spoke up for the first time about her meeting brad pitt:

Because of the film [mr. and mrs. smith], we ended up being brought together to do all these crazy things, and I think we found this strange friendship and partnership that kind of just suddenly happened.
(iafrica.com, "http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/520285.htm")

i always said that movie brings people together.

ughh, that's pretty boring news too.

oh, chontel-reed informed me that TDN is now 2nd on google if you use quotes, and 3rd if you don't use any! great job keeping these hits coming, everyone! now we're sure to take over the world.

that's pretty exciting, but still--i need something big.
what?

Portland Police Spokesperson Brian Schmautz said shortly after 5:00 p.m. Friday night officers at the Northeast Precinct on NE Emerson St. got a call that someone had just hit one of their patrol cars, then backed up and hit it again.

The officers went outside and saw an abandoned Honda Civic that happened to be right next to the damaged patrol car.

A short time later police found the driver of the Honda, 35-year-old Jason Klopf.

Jason Klopf said he rammed the patrol car because police failed to pull him over for speeding.

Klopf apparently told officers he was upset because he had been driving around on city streets at over 100 mph and no one ever pulled him over to give him a ticket.
(kgw.com, "http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_120906_news_reckless_driver.102f899d.html")

oh. well, that doesn't make much sense.

why is everything either boring or just plain nonsense today?!

ugh, maybe my horoscope will provide some excitement:
what the hell is that?!?!

save money?!?

that's the most boring horoscope i've ever read.

and that overview is pretty bland too.

this is a horoscope. where's the info that i'll fall into riches today, or find my true love, or battle old vikings on neptune? just make shit up, dammit!

save money--psshh.

well, that's all i've got today. even the stars say i'm going to have a pretty boring day, so i apologize for the lack of entertainment.

everyone go here and just enjoy that instead.

have a wonderful day, reeds. go out there and spend some money, build a rocket, sue evel knievel, and marry brad pitt. you've got all day--get to it!