my phone battery died about 20 minutes ago. its battery life is no more until i get home from work and charge it.
why does technology hate me?
well, that still won't stop me from giving you the wednesday, november 22nd, installment of tiny damaged notions!
katherine-reed sent me this creepy-crawlin' article from damninteresting.com:
our old friend danny double entendre is back! of course, this time, immaturely highlighted by yours truly.
apparently, these bugs are not only gross, but large too:
Adults commonly reach lengths of over thirty-five centimeters– the length of a man's forearm.ew.
(damninteresting.com, "http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=605")
there's nothing particularly noteworthy in the rest of the article--unless you like gross bugs (chris-reed, i'm talking to you). if you'd like, you can check it out
("the world has many..." ::snicker, snicker::)
in much more important news, today i was the topic of my own narcissism when i searched google.com for "tiny damaged notions"; and look!
TDN is 4th! we're just out of bronze-range, reeds. but with your help, we can zoom up!
everyone type in "tiny damaged notions" onto google, and make sure to click on the link to TDN. if we get more hits than the mantis page showcasing the poster whose name we share, then we will be top dog.
and check it out, this blog is apparently so cool that google automatically has one of those sublinks to my post on the balls-of-gross. rockin' stuff.
from that last paragraph to this one, i left my job and came back home. i'm on a laptop. look at me go!
speaking of going, i am leaving. oh man, i know how to listen to verbs when they end sentences, don't i? yep. sure do.
sorry for the short post everyone, but i'm gonna go GET STUNG with adam- and sarah-reed. let's see what menu item she's got in store for me!
have a wonderful thanksgiving-eve, reeds. go make me proud and let's get our name up more on google!
2 comments:
I am a little late on the post but I have some news for you...
When you type in tiny damaged notions in the google web browser, you are no longer fourth in line.
You arent even on the page.
Or the second page...
You spoke too soon,
I will try to help,
But I cant do it on my own,
TBI
EDIT:
You are still not on the page, however if you type it into the yahoo browser you are on the second page[!]
But, and there is a but, it is your myspace link that mentions "tiny damaged notions" not this actual site.
And...
If you type it into google again, one of your posts is mentioned in "BigAtticHouse" it's the fifth or sixth down.
mm,
TBI
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