i'm dedicated & drunk. what a duo!

record-reed says:

Your commitment to TDN is waning. Unacceptable. You're musings are the only thing making my otherwise dreary life worth living.

Do you want to kill me, Mike?! Is that it!? FINE!!

::Dies::

I hope you're happy. I'm too dead to feel anything right now. Bastard.

oh, so my commitment is waning eh? well how's about this:

i've got 4 drinks coursing through my veins, and i haven't had enough food to make me feel any less than drunk, and i'm still posting.

eat it, record!

but no, he brings up a good point; it has seemed like my commitment is waning.

but it isn't, i assure you, reeds. it's just that my schedule lately hasn't allowed me large posts every day.

do i sound eloquent? i sure hope so. i feel like i've written enough essays that my brain can think as if i were writing one, even though my inhibitions have been lessened due to alcohol. that usually means eloquence gets thrown to the curb, but alas! i have that with as much vigor as i have my chastity and my ability to desire sleep!

so this post is wacky!

kristen-reed writes (via-IM):

i fucking hate them

i respond

you hate no one but bad vibes and anchovies

as i wait for her response, i'll talk.

so, danny devito was drunk on the view. he's probably drunk right now, if he's anything like me. but barbara walters didn't like that.

WHORE! why don't you embrace the fact that danny devs hangs out with the sexiest man alive (george clooney)?? i'd let danny devito be totally wasted on heroin on my show if he were shooting up with a hottie. so shut your mouth!

she apparently has though. she replied:

Despite DeVito's booze-fueled antics, Walters said she would not hesitate to have him back on the show.

kind of like how kristen-reed responded to my inebriated-inquires with

you haven't asked me anything lol. you are crazy when you drink and you are not SLEEPING!

i'll show you sleeping!

i'll show you so many Zzz's that i'll be shitting them out for a week!

that's a lot of profanity. if you don't like it, well, too bad. we're all adults so i can say "titty fuck poopy shit fuck face" and you can't do a thing about it.

way to go, adult-person. you made me curse on the blog that i haven't yet cursed on.

"wait, you cursed out TRU yesterday!"

oh yeah. since it's nothing new, i may as well keep it in. like how i'll keep my desire to sleep inside of me instead of allowing myself more than six hours before i go to work. i don't really mind work anyway, though; so i can't complain.

damn my very nice boss & co-workers for not making me mind going to work. damn them!

alright, i'm off, reeds. just know that i'm committed to this blog. as much as i can post, i will.

look how cute this guy is:

have a good night, everyone. i'm off to bedsville, pop: me.